unicorn princess
parents: why don’t you do anything
me: minimalism
Sergio:Bye Iker! Bye Marcelo! [semi-sexually] Bye Iker.
Marcelo:You said 'bye Iker' twice.
Sergio:I like Iker.
Legend
This is perfect! 😍😍😍
Shkodran’s reaction after a missing shot.
me:So will you play well on the match?
Real Madrid:It's a surprise.